Rise & Shine

I half-awoke this morning to my usual series of alarms (three, two of which I hit the ‘snooze’ button on) and tried to prod myself from sleep with my usual mantra of “It’s Friday, just one more day and then tomorrow you can sleep in.” The problem is that today is only Thursday and when I realized this, my inner mantra said, “screw this” and continued to loll about in almost sleep snooze button dreamland. Point and summary: I am not a morning person.